"When the sun comes up, I have morals again"
ahh what a great elizabeth taylor quote...genius! amazing (said the mal way of course).So I changed my blog template. the template name now has the word "tequila" in it. amazing
And I figured out how to put people's links on my blog. totally awesome!
and I officially have a prom date. bwahaha.
OK, so its thomas and hes a sophomore buts its all cool. we're friends and we're going as friends and he's gotten over his googly eyes star at me and stalk me phase. so we're good now. and we'll have fun. so thats exciting
and i dont feel like doing hw. so i think i'll go read rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead. yay for senioritis.
posted by kellyisdelightful @ 7:13 PM
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Score! Prom Date! WOO! Yea, so French sucks no matter what Kelly, you disappoint me. Anytime you have to see Madame Tyler can NOT be good! GEEEEZ! And yes, your satire is the shit and you know it....well.....I have to go read the Sound and the Fury because sadly I am unable to solve the mysteries of time travel and go back and kill William Faulkner before he could write anything down. That or break both of his hands, I figure that he was a determined bastard and would have learned to write with his left if I only cut off or severely damaged the right.....well....I am going to stop now before I succeed in writing the longest, most boring comment ever filled with incoherent rambling from a deranged mind.....
a ha ha ha ha ha jill you make me laugh so much. and she didn't talk the whole time today and when she did me and taylor hatfield just made fun of her it was awesome because shes a dumbass ah ha ha ha ha and faulkner is brilliant...you just have to wait for enlightenment
Enlightenment my ASS! I don't give a shit if he is a good writer and is shedding light on the meaning or meaningless of life. He could be the fucking antichrist for all I care! I DON'T LIKE HIM! I JUST WANT TO READ ANNE RICE OR SOMETHING! IS THAT A CRIME?!? (Deep breath.....gets composed) I must say though, Benjy's section is quite tolerable....I can actually follow it..
you know you have problems when:
-you like faulker
-you can understand the retarded kids section better than the rest of the book
-you're a big fat whore
-your name is jillian
(note that the last 2 are the same thing)
FAULKNER RULES!!!
whoops i meant "like faulkner*...and you're still a BIG FAT WHORE
Hooray for dates to Prom!
It's okay...I'll prolly end up going with Michael. So we'll both have sophomore dates, which is better than no date, right?
And hey, I like Faulkner. But I am aware that makes me a really big whore, so you don't need to say it. :-)
The end.
I know that I am insane, I discovered this at the age of 9 when my playmates and I tried to dig to China behind our houses and then went on an expedition which led us to a dirt grave with a wooden cross above it. I thought we had stumbled across Jesus's resting place until we dug up a shoebox with a dead hamster in it. From that point on, I embraced my imaginary friends and weird inclinations......
hahahahahahaha
BIG FAT WHORE to both of you
and jill...wtf?
True Story. What is your screen name, so I we don't have to have a convo over blog comments?
kellygreen1223
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