caffeine highs, coffee shops, shades of grey

mmm st patricks day. fabulous. i look so good in green. and today's pat nixon's birtday!...assuming she's still alive. i think its ironic that she's irish, named pat, and born on st. patrick's day. i think its a conspiracy. so tomorrow's friday, very exciting. not too much in the way of school. physics quiz and lab, nothing hard. calc. probably boring but informative. and government. where we will be doing absolutely nothing. and then as soon as i get home from school we jump in the car and leave for florida! yay! won't be back entil late sunday night (sunday in like 9 days not 3). twill be an interesting break. we're brining the dog in the car with us...probably going to be rather eventful. i bet the car ride will go something like this:

mom: how was school today honey?
me: (doesn't answer because asleep)
mom: why are you ignoring me? (starts talking louder and shakes my leg until i wake up)
me: what?
mom: i asked you how school was and you ignored me.
me: i didn't ignore you, i was asleep!
mom: well somebody has an attitude problem! here i am trying to talk to you, and you're inconsiderate enough to sit there and sleep. fine then. if you're going to be that way i'm not going to talk to you. just go back to sleeping and tuning me out. close your eyes and miss all the beautiful scenery, you party pooper.
me: ok. (closes eyes, tries to go back to sleep)
car next to our car passes us. there are people in it.
max our dog sees people.
max: barkbarkabarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkabarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark
......for the next 217 miles.

needless to day it will be an interesting road trip.

i'm very excited that we get to write our original satires in english. i'll have to write mine on the trip, but thats ok. it will give me something to do. i think i;m doing an alice in wonderland parody of southlake, specifically focusing on insulting:
1. Dr. Mathews and the school board.
2. the snotty rich kids at our school who are fake and whorish.
3. the stupid kids at our school.
the teachers who teach nothing (i.e. all the regular teachers) or just give busy work (i.e. mrs. tyler)
4. behrends because he annoys me.
5. catty girls who wear too much makeup and do dumb things (like talk)

i'm not sure who else will be included in this fit of rage. but i am sure i will be able to encompass everyone. i think i might take a stab at all the conservative people who i don't like(6). and maybe the dumb bush supporters who support him for no reason (so thats 7). and....maybe bush and chenecy and kerry and the entire republicrats party. because i think they are stupid.

i'm not sure whether i want to focus mainly on southlake and put some political stuff in there too to emphasize southlake's groupthink theory of voting for political office or the opposite. or just have both in there. i think i'm going to do mainly southlake but when tweedledee and tweedledum tell the walrus story im going to put the politics into that. or maybe associate it with the dodo bird. oooh. and i need to put in the god squad (8). i most definately do not like them.

ok. i have to go write my english essay. and finish packing. and watch the OC. and maybe study for physics...haha yeah right. hmmm...looks to be a busy evening. by the way, for all you bachelors out there, i'm most definately dateless for prom...and if you're a guy and also dateless...well, we could kill two birds with one stone.

posted by kellyisdelightful @ 5:45 PM