sounds like somebody's got a case of the muendays!
New Orleans was fun. I like the French Quarter. It's pretty.Was not pleased with my tests today. Boo hiss.
Must go study more. Enjoy:
Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr. T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
On the A-team, Face , Hannibal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr. T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.
Mr. T once shook hands with Chuck Norris, or so it appeared, in actuality, their combined power caused an earthquake, which gave their hands a look of shaking to any onlookers, who were probably too scared to accurately testify anyway.
Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity. Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people, " after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
Mr. T does not break wind. He destroys it.
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.
The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.
It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him
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