la la...you know you want to
Despite the fact that she is sometimes stupid and a poseur and did use her sister’s fame to launch herself, Ashlee Simpson is not so bad. For starters, she at least tried to make music which was true to her tastes and feelings and not the mainstream stuff everyone wanted to hear (at that time anyway; it turned into the thing that everyone does). As an artist she is not the most fabulous, such as lip syncing and stuff. But she does deserve credit for the following things:1. She is the younger of a dumb sister duo and is therefore way cool because she dyed her hair brown and then went back to blonde (see also Nicki Hilton and Ashley Olsen).
2. Her song “la la” expresses deep and meaningful feelings of lust. She says “you make me wanna la la”. What is la la? She wants to do things that have no words to describe them. “You” also make her “wanna scream.” She also wants to “be your French maid” and “want[s] more”. Only ungodly things have no words to describe them, involve French maids, are addicting, AND make someone want to scream. That’s just hot.
3. She titled her new album “I am me.” Clearly she is smart and observant. She knows who she is (her). However if this is taken in the I Heart Huckabees sense, and you ask yourself “how am I not myself?” (how am I not me?), Ashlee has the potential to be a great existentialist thinker.
4. She has pretty sweet fashion sense considering her father controls and owns her.
5. She sings fairly decently on her albums. Live I am not sure because well, who knows when she’s really live anymore.
6. When forced to improvise, she did a hoe-down jig and then lied like a rug. She is clearly made to be a great political leader because she country dances and lies, just like they all do.
7. She apparently doesn’t like Lindsay Lohan=good.
8. She doesn’t claim to save herself for marriage. This evidenced by her “la la” antics. That’s just honest.
9. She uses profanity to express herself. Way to support free speech. She gets points for that one.
posted by kellyisdelightful @ 10:56 PM
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and as if all those reasons weren't enough, we all know that deep down, we totally love her music and wish we could be her :-P do you have her new cd? is it worth buying?
and what's wrong with Lindsay Lohan? you know, other than the fact that she dyed her hair blonde and met Paris Hilton and turned into a slut.
and I was never a fan of the Hiltons or the Olsens, so I take no sympathy on any of them that the Hiltons are stealing all of the Olsens' ex-boyfriends. And all of them look better blonde.
(I need to stop reading People and Us Weekly and In Touch...)
Oh, Kelly, YOU make me wanna la la.
Hooray for immensely sarcastic posts.
Um...I have nothing else to say. Other than I actually bought something in an A&F. Aren't you proud?
What if I said I wasn't me but a robot? What would you say?
wow
jessica is way prettier. neither can really sing. and is ashley can't act. proof= 7th heaven.
but mad probs to both for being successful and rich and inspiring a great blog.
mal-ok jessica is physically prettier but ashlee is prettier overall. and yes i know she can't act.
pam-if you were a robot and not yourself then southlake would have won and i would have to kill you. sorry.
haha, thank you very much for the compliments. I had fun writing that, and it felt very nice to get it off my chest.
lindsay lohan = awesome...circa mean girls, anyway...^_~
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